Brain Droppings

• You ever wonder why they call car accidents "accidents"? Like, what if someone is suicidal and they hit another car on purpose? Would that be called a car purpose? Wouldn't it be weird to see a sign that says "Car Purpose: 16 miles. May be Delays"? Do you think I ask too many questions? Post comments on this please.
  

  
   

• I think it would be totally cool if instead of going to school, you got like injections or computer chips or something that instantly told you everything you need to know for the rest of your life. So everyone would be extremely efficient and good at his or her job, and you would also have a happy childhood just like goofing off all the time. I know there are people who very anti this, saying that there would be no reward for effort, but I say, Who needs effort with this system.