Brain Droppings- Random

Ok, just so you know, the title says what today's brain droppings are about. Today is obviously random. Some days I might have a theme, like basically anything my mind thinks of a lot on that day. Usually sex, but I won't write much about that. If any other thing happens to be on my mind, I'll write about that. So you might see a heading that's like "Brain Droppings-Thai Food".

 

• I think kitty litter would be much cooler if it were hot pink.
  

  
   

• Whenever somebody says they have writers block, I imagine a brick on their head. I'm just cool like that.

Brain Droppings

• You ever wonder why they call car accidents "accidents"? Like, what if someone is suicidal and they hit another car on purpose? Would that be called a car purpose? Wouldn't it be weird to see a sign that says "Car Purpose: 16 miles. May be Delays"? Do you think I ask too many questions? Post comments on this please.
  

  
   

• I think it would be totally cool if instead of going to school, you got like injections or computer chips or something that instantly told you everything you need to know for the rest of your life. So everyone would be extremely efficient and good at his or her job, and you would also have a happy childhood just like goofing off all the time. I know there are people who very anti this, saying that there would be no reward for effort, but I say, Who needs effort with this system.

Brain Droppings- Overview

Ok, for starters. This is a list of my random thoughts. I would write them down in a journal, but my handwriting sucks. So be it. So just so you know, I mean no offense to anyone. And I might make a lot of Jew jokes, but just so you know, I'm Jewish, so don't get all self-righteous and offended. And if your wondering, I am male, even though my name might be Eden. Deal.